YK: look at the sky.you are the like that star that is shinning so brightly.So beautiful and lighting my day in this dark dark night.It is just like you, always there to guide me through my darkest and loneliest night. GT:look at my shadow.It is always there wherever i go.it is just like you, always there by my side through the ups and downs in my life. YK:look at that sea.it is so deep.it is just like my love for you.my love for you will only end when the sea run dry. GT:look at that gatsby.it is holding my hair so strongly.it is just like my love for you.it is as strong as that gel. my love for you will never diminished.it will forever be strong. YK:look at that mirror.i never let it leave me.i will treat you like my mirror.i will never let you out of my sight until i can see no more. GT:look at my comb.i love it so much.i will love you as much as my comb. YK:look at that super high wall.it is so hard to climb.But for you,i will climb any wall ,overcome any hurdle,all just for you. GT:look at that worm-infested vegetable.i will never eat it.But if you ask me to it,i will definitely eat it with no regrets.Your word is my command.YK is always right. YK:look at my heart.it is beating faster and slower at the same time.i just want to tell you that you the only one that can make it happen. GT:look at that girl.she is a girl.even if you insist it is a boy,i will also believe you.i just want to tell you that i trust you.if you say that you are not gay,i will also believe that you are not gay. YK:look at my eyes.you will only see yourself in it.my eyes are only meant to see you.i have been blinded by you.i can only see you. GT:look at my dreams.you can only see yourself there.i can only dream of you.you fill my dreams ever since the day i set my eyes on you. YK: look at that full cup of orange juice.it is so not empty.it is just like my life after i met you.it has never been empty. GT:look at that rabbit. it is hopping around so happily.it is just like me after i known you.i feel like on cloud nine everyday. YK:look at that piece of cow dung.it stinks like shit.But whenever you are beside me,even ammonia smells delicious,let alone this piece of cow dung. GT:look at that orange.it taste so sweet.but whenever you are beside me,even lemon taste exceptionally sweet.life is just so sweet with you in it. YK:look at that pair of dead rabbits.they are so lucky,can die together.let us be like them GT. GT:look at the clock.Tick so fast.if it can stop ticking and let time freeze.how beautiful that would be. YK:look at that pair of chopsticks.they are never apart.let us be like them for eternity. GT:look at us.we look so gay together.let us stay this way for life.So gay and happy forever.
YK: look at the sky.you are the like that star that is shinning so brightly.So beautiful and lighting my day in this dark dark night.It is just like you, always there to guide me through my darkest and loneliest night. GT:look at my shadow.It is always there wherever i go.it is just like you, always there by my side through the ups and downs in my life. YK:look at that sea.it is so deep.it is just like my love for you.my love for you will only end when the sea run dry. GT:look at that gatsby.it is holding my hair so strongly.it is just like my love for you.it is as strong as that gel. my love for you will never diminished.it will forever be strong. YK:look at that mirror.i never let it leave me.i will treat you like my mirror.i will never let you out of my sight until i can see no more. GT:look at my comb.i love it so much.i will love you as much as my comb. YK:look at that super high wall.it is so hard to climb.But for you,i will climb any wall ,overcome any hurdle,all just for you. GT:look at that worm-infested vegetable.i will never eat it.But if you ask me to it,i will definitely eat it with no regrets.Your word is my command.YK is always right. YK:look at my heart.it is beating faster and slower at the same time.i just want to tell you that you the only one that can make it happen. GT:look at that girl.she is a girl.even if you insist it is a boy,i will also believe you.i just want to tell you that i trust you.if you say that you are not gay,i will also believe that you are not gay. YK:look at my eyes.you will only see yourself in it.my eyes are only meant to see you.i have been blinded by you.i can only see you. GT:look at my dreams.you can only see yourself there.i can only dream of you.you fill my dreams ever since the day i set my eyes on you. YK: look at that full cup of orange juice.it is so not empty.it is just like my life after i met you.it has never been empty. GT:look at that rabbit. it is hopping around so happily.it is just like me after i known you.i feel like on cloud nine everyday. YK:look at that piece of cow dung.it stinks like shit.But whenever you are beside me,even ammonia smells delicious,let alone this piece of cow dung. GT:look at that orange.it taste so sweet.but whenever you are beside me,even lemon taste exceptionally sweet.life is just so sweet with you in it. YK:look at that pair of dead rabbits.they are so lucky,can die together.let us be like them GT. GT:look at the clock.Tick so fast.if it can stop ticking and let time freeze.how beautiful that would be. YK:look at that pair of chopsticks.they are never apart.let us be like them for eternity. GT:look at us.we look so gay together.let us stay this way for life.So gay and happy forever.
i sensed it long ago, that you would be leaving. i kept this to myself, though i knew very well that how my six sense can be terribly accurate. or rather, you can say that i was trying to avoid this unpalatable news. you changed my life drastically. it was a fact that i would not deny. you brought to me skills and confidence in certain aspects which lead to some of my misfortunes and miseries. it was also because of you that i gained another trustworthy friend, carrot cake. remember the days we had together, the jokes we made and the laughters we had. to be specific, it was during those days that the flowers of me and carrot cake's friendship bloom. this was something that i had never brought up, even to carrot cake. but i felt that i really should thank you for that. your presence also formed a transparent protective layer for me and carrot cake. contradictory, we won't need such protection if not for you. nevertheless, i really appreciate those efforts you put in when teaching me. you did, colour and touched my life in many ways... you left, but i'm still not used to the sudden change. i know i will miss you. i gave you so many surprises. it's time for you to return one. come back, before me and carrot cake leave...
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
One fine day, gt and YK decided to have a competition to see who can make the other personangry first.
Yk: I think that you resemble a rabbit because of your rabbit-like teeth. Gt: I think that you resemble something warm because you are neither hot nor cool. Yk: I think that you resemble a cup of plain water because you are so plain and ordinary. Gt: I think that you resemble a stick because you are so scrawny and skinny. Yk: I think that you resemble a tortoise because you are such a coward. Gt: I think that you resemble a crab because it sounds like crap. Yk: I think that you resemble a chao ta bread because your skin color is so tanned. Gt: I think that you resemble a crippled person because you are so lame. Yk: I think that you resemble a dog because you are so loyal to me. Gt: I think that you resemble a hobbit because you are so short. Yk: I think that you resemble a drug addict because you keep hallucinating. Gt: I think that you resemble a ghost because you don’t jiao ta shi di (practical). Yk: I think that you resemble a bat because you are blind enough to not see my flaws. Gt: I think that you resemble a prawn because you are xia (blind) enough to say I am blind. Yk: I think that you resemble a fart because you stink. Gt: I think that you resemble a moon because the surface of it is uneven. Yk: I think that you resemble a fly because you are so irritating. Gt: I think that you resemble the dwarf Happy because you are so gay. Yk: I think that you resemble a wood block because you are so mu tou (expressionless). Gt: I think that you resemble a donkey because you are such an ass. Yk: I think that you resemble a garbage can because you are so full of rubbish. Gt: I think that you resemble a thrash bin because you are filled with junk. Yk: I think that you resemble a pig because you can really be so stupid when you want to. Gt: I think that you resemble peasants in a rebellion because you are so revolting. Yk: I think that you resemble a gangster because you talk like one. Gt: I think that you resemble a target because I feel like shooting you with a rifle. Yk: I think that you resemble a glass block because you are forever dense. Gt: I think that you resemble a clown because you dress like one. Yk: I think that you resemble my shadow because you adore sticking to me. Gt: I think that you resemble jay chou because when you talk it is so muffled just like him. Yk: I think that you resemble a box because your belief is so square (lao tu). Gt: I think that you resemble a bass because your voice is so low. Yk: I think that you resemble a tsunami because you are so unpredictable. Gt: I think that you resemble a hardened plastic because you are so inflexible. Yk: I think that you resemble a lion because you can be so fierce at times. Gt: I think that you resemble the dark because your skin color is dark. Yk: I think that you resemble a mouse because you have no guts. Gt: I think that you resemble an owl because of those big round eyes you have. Yk: I think that you resemble a sotong because you look blur. Gt: I think that you resemble a jester because you are such a fool. Yk: I think that you resemble me because you suck as much as me.
Hi yk Hi gt U wanna go for a ride? Sure gt! Jump in!
I’m a super gay in a super gay world Life in gayness It’s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on yk let’s go party I’m a super gay in a super gay world Life in gayness It’s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.
I ‘m a guy, single gay in the reality world. Dress me up, take your time, I’m your gay pal. You’re my gay, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain. Kiss me here, toss me there, hanky-panky.
You can touch, you can play. If you say I’m always yours.
I’m a super gay in a super gay world Life in gayness It’s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on yk, let’s go party ha ha ha yeah Come on yk, let’s go party oooh oooh Come on yk, let’s go party ha ha ha yeah Come on yk, let’s go party oooh oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees. Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party.
You can touch, you can play. If you say I’m always yours.
You can touch, you can play. If you say I’m always yours.
Come on yk, let’s go party ha ha ha yeah Come on yk, let’s go party oooh oooh Come on yk, let’s go party ha ha ha yeah Come on yk, let’s go party oooh oooh
I’m a super gay in a super gay world Life in gayness It’s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.
I’m a super gay in a super gay world Life in gayness It’s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on yk, let’s go party ha ha ha yeah Come on yk, let’s go party oooh oooh Come on yk, let’s go party ha ha ha yeah Come on yk, let’s go party oooh oooh
Oh, I’m having so much fun Well yk, we’re just getting started Oh, I love you gt
When you left, I thought I will feel happier, but I was very wrong. I did not feel happier BUT I did not feel sadder either. I just feel an indescribable sort of feeling. I do not deny that I used to hate you to the core. Your face seemed to me like an eyesore. But now you left, I kind of feel that I might miss this eye sore. Pathetic but true, I think I might even miss you.(great now I’m sounding like a wimp)I kind of wish that you can still be there to criticize everything we do. Without those criticisms, my life seem a little blend. No more laughing at your outrageous hairstyle (sob), no more imitations on your actions (double sob), no more talking bad about you right before your very nose with Baby G (triple sob), no more weirdo gifts to give you (sob sob sob sob).My colorful life seemed to lose 1 color without you, but of course it will not turn black and white overnight. Baby G babyish character will light up the darkest dungeon. I was shocked you left. I never ever thought it would happen, but now I guess I should seriously visualize how life without you would be. I am not very sure whether I wanted you back. You butted into my life when I so desperately wanted you out and now you walk out of it when I am used to you in it. (Sounding like a wimp again)The activity was already unfun now without you it will become unbearable. I think BABY G would agree with me on that. Life will still go on. Baby G and I will both hang on or should I say must hang on. People always say that when you lose something than you know how wonderful that thing actually was. I am not sure whether it applies for you, but I think if I use a magnifying glass, I can see some good in you. I believe you have the potential to be a better person. I will NEVER say this to you in person and I Will definitely not write to you about this. I am not a WIMP and I have more important things to write about. BABY G knows what they are. I know you will miss us. I mean who won’t; we are so adorable and angelic. We just want to tell you that we will miss your beautiful voice (esp. when you sing) and your talks about balloons and butt. We hope that you will live as a better person from now on, do more good deeds and you might be able to see us again. We will miss the $2 too. All the best.
yk: if I were a fish, you would be my water. Without you I will die. gt: if I were a rose, you would be the shit fertilizing me. If not how will I grow strong and healthy? I must rely on you for life. yk: if I were a piece of rubbish, you would be the dustbin. It only is right that I am always placed in you. gt: if I am a pet dog, you would be my leash. I would have to obey to your every whim. yk: if I am a shadow, I would want to be your shadow, in order for me to follow you for the rest of my life. gt: if I am a pig, you would be the idiot. This will allow me to be associated with you forever. yk: if I were a spoon, you will be a fork. I would be forever by your side on the dining table. gt: if you there is no you, there will be a big empty hole in my life. yk: if there were no you, there might not even have me. gt: we must exist together. yk: only with water can there have fish. gt: only with organic fertilizers can there have beautiful roses. yk: if there were no rubbish, there will no need for dustbins. gt: if there were no pet dogs, there would be no leash. yk: a fork will never feel lonely with a spoon by its side. gt: an idiot will never feel dumb with a pig by its side. yk: no me, no you gt: no me, no you too.
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried.
You are my sunshine... My only sunshine... You make mi happy with your bao4 ya2!! You'll never know dear, how much I miss you Please don't take my sunshine away I'll always love you and make you happy, If you will only say the same. But if you leave me to love another, You'll regret it all some day: CHORUS You told me once, dear, you really loved me And no one else could come between. But not you've left me and love another; You have shattered all my dreams: CHORUS
"Pimply face" (Sing to M2M "Smiling Face" tune) [V1]Sitting on the bus
Looking through the window
And I close my eyes
I see the shade of your PIMPLY face
Your PIMPLY face
When you walk in through the door
PIMPLY face
Like I've never seen before
[V2]Standing in the rain
Nearly washed the day away
Then I think of you
I know the sight of your PIMPLY face
Your PIMPLY face
And it's always here with me
PIMPLYface
Well I wonder could it be
[CHORUS]I still know
That I'm never gonna find you
But I do believe
That you're standing right behind
Will I ever get
The answer to my question
Life will go on, on
[V3]Lying on my bed
Staring at the ceiling
Then I close my eyes again
The only thing that's clear to me
Is your PIMPLY face
Maybe I should wake again
PIMPLYface
Maybe I should let it end
[CHORUS]
